The alternative? This small sampling of currently available like-product presents virtually identical solutions, based on the same graphic image generally regarded as offensive, if not repulsive, by the public at large. Ironically, a 'Worst of the Web' review of one of these products could not have been more succinct…

Of almost equal offense, these existing products are executed in colors that render them a jarring visual intrusion on the environment, if not the homeowners property.